English Man ,Irish Man And A Scottish Man

[Gavin - Admin]

English Man ,Irish Man And A Scots Man all discussing families................
English man says my son was born on st George's day so i called him George..............
Scotsman says what a coincidence my son was born on st Andrews day so i called him Andrew.............
Irish man says i don't bloody believe this wait until i tell our pancake !


lol

[Contaminated_Lab_Rat]

HA HA HA 

[skopinsky]

A young man was excited when his girlfriend invited him to her house to meet her parents. Things were moving in the right direction with this girl! But the truly exciting part for the young fellow was that his girlfriend promised him that after dinner she knew a place where they could get away and have sex for their first time.

For the young man, this was destined to be the first time ever! He was determined to be prepared and headed off to the drug store. Bewildered by the array of condoms available, he enlisted the help of the pharmacist who, with great patience, explained everything about condoms and their use to the young man. The happy fellow eventually chose a pack of a dozen condoms with a wink to the pharmacist that it may be a busy night.

Our young hero arrived later that evening at his girlfriend's house. Dinner was ready and they all sat right down. The young man nervously asked to pray before the meal and bowed his head. After several minutes he remained with his head bowed and his girlfriend coughed and squirmed but the fellow kept his head down and his eyes fervently closed. At last after what seemed like forever the girlfriend leaned over and said, "I didn't know you were so religious." To which the boyfriend whispered, "I didn't know your father was a pharmacist!"

[skopinsky]

A guy walks into the bathroom and sees a very small man taking a leak. The little man looks at him and says "Hi! I'm a leprechaun! And because I like you, I'm going to grant you three wishes."

The man thinks for a moment and then says "I'd like a beautiful house."

"Granted. When you return home, you will have a gorgeous mansion."

"Great! Now I'd like a beautiful woman."

"Granted. When you return home, you will find a woman so amazing you will never look at another woman again."

"And I would love to have a huge penis."

"For that, you'll have to let me screw you in the ass."

The man hesitates, but since he wants a huge penis, he consents. As they're going at it, the man says "I can't believe I'm letting a leprechaun screw me in the ass!"

The little man says "I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun."

thanks

charles